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Reblogged from bauks

unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

(Source: bauks, via perks-of-being-chinese)

Reblogged from bitterwarmth

bitterwarmth:

Wait a minute, i just noticed something….

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Is that an otter towel on momo..??

and it looks similar to-

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NITORI HAS A DUCK TOWEL

THEY HAVE MATCHING TOWELS, I CAN’T EVEN TAKE THESE TWO

Also nice to point out: I don’t know if it’s like this at all schools, but my team has our own locker room towels that we bring for practice and meets for everyone.

Which means these two dorks had towels already provided for them

They didn’t have to but they CHOSE to bring those for themselves.

(via cinnamonpuffins)

Reblogged from sorayachemaly
sorayachemaly:

This should be posted in school hallways.

sorayachemaly:

This should be posted in school hallways.

(via cinnamonpuffins)

Reblogged from petpup
tocifer:

petpup:

this is possibly one of the most unfortunate subtitling jobs ive ever seen

yes perfect

tocifer:

petpup:

this is possibly one of the most unfortunate subtitling jobs ive ever seen

yes perfect

(via cinnamonpuffins)

Reblogged from expederest

lilgideonsbighouse:

expederest:

space jam 2 confirmed

i can’t believe giffany killed the only programmer responsible for space jam 2. what the fuck. now we’ll never see it

(via cinnamonpuffins)

Reblogged from ohcae

ohcae:

“You. You are alive.

and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the sunlight that came through the shuffling leaves of the summer trees

and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the light that fell from the crisp night sky of winter, where a fleck of light in the corner of the player’s eye might be a star a million times as massive as the sun, boiling its planets to plasma in order to be visible for a moment to the player, walking home at the far side of the universe, suddenly smelling food, almost at the familiar door, about to dream again

and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the zeros and ones, through the electricity of the world, through the scrolling words on a screen at the end of a dream

and the universe said I love you

and the universe said you have played the game well

and the universe said everything you need is within you

and the universe said you are stronger than you know

and the universe said you are the daylight

and the universe said you are the night

and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you

and the universe said the light you seek is within you

and the universe said you are not alone

and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing

and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code

and the universe said I love you because you are love.

And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.

You are the player.

Wake up.”

- Minecraft Ending Credits

(via cinnamonpuffins)

Reblogged from shopjeen
kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

(Source: shopjeen, via cinnamonpuffins)

Reblogged from kavworu

tomriddl:

date a boy with dark hair and light eyes, date a boy whos sassy, date a boy with glasses, date a boy with a tragic past, date a boy with strange shaped scars, date a boy who’s defeated a dark lord, date harry potter

(Source: kavworu, via perks-of-being-chinese)

Reblogged from ehretha
patternofdefiance:

condescetier:

hungrylikethewolfie:

marielikestodraw:

gaave:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Whoah science.
Neato.
Supercool.



Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.

it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy

woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D

Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing!  EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?

They cant fix the economy

I want to try all these now….

so…..you’re saying the egg membrane replaces  the tissue????
you mean…..
I COULD EVENTUALLY BE 100% EGG

patternofdefiance:

condescetier:

hungrylikethewolfie:

marielikestodraw:

gaave:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

Whoah science.

Neato.

Supercool.

image

Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.

it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy

woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D

Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing!  EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?

They cant fix the economy

I want to try all these now….

so…..you’re saying the egg membrane replaces  the tissue????

you mean…..

I COULD EVENTUALLY BE 100% EGG

(via cinnamonpuffins)

Reblogged from papa-erwin
damnit-phan:

i-am-sashafart:

ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

human-timelord-metacrisis:

peachberrylove:

aph-lovelies:

commanderofdeath:

Here. Have a cute ghost.
Drag it. It’s transparent.

jESUS CHRIST, MAN

I FUCKING SPAT OUT MY MILK OMG

oh cute, a littl-HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

WHAT THE FRICKETY FRACK WAS THAT


fUCK

God damnit

damnit-phan:

i-am-sashafart:

ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

human-timelord-metacrisis:

peachberrylove:

aph-lovelies:

commanderofdeath:

Here. Have a cute ghost.

Drag it. It’s transparent.

jESUS CHRIST, MAN

I FUCKING SPAT OUT MY MILK OMG

oh cute, a littl-HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

WHAT THE FRICKETY FRACK WAS THAT

fUCK

God damnit

(Source: papa-erwin, via boom-fandomtime)

Reblogged from urbanclictionary

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

(Source: katorade27, via cinnamonpuffins)

Reblogged from questfortheholymale

questfortheholymale:

holy fucking shit

(via cinnamonpuffins)

Reblogged from fyeahgoofyanimatedfaces
jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret

im lit as fuck rn

(Source: fyeahgoofyanimatedfaces, via maryhappiness07)

Reblogged from fake-ketchup

im so sorry

i couldnt resist

just one post

i mean no harm